I am a writer and comedian. I write things I think are funny, then usually go say those things in front of large groups of people, and I try to be polite about it.Glen Tickle.comTumblr (3.0; @glentickle)http://glentickle.com/Elvis pondering the meaning of Memorial Day from the hammock....<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4qr9arBRZ1qc2uzdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Elvis pondering the meaning of Memorial Day from the hammock. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">instagram</a>)</p>http://glentickle.com/post/23934898650http://glentickle.com/post/23934898650Mon, 28 May 2012 12:31:58 -0400Elvis, protecting Steph from all interruptions on the hammock....<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4n4p55FeV1qc2uzdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Elvis, protecting Steph from all interruptions on the hammock. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">instagram</a>)</p>http://glentickle.com/post/23806136892http://glentickle.com/post/23806136892Sat, 26 May 2012 13:31:53 -0400Elvis has joined me on the hammock. (Taken with instagram)<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4n4hv5nJW1qc2uzdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Elvis has joined me on the hammock. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">instagram</a>)</p>http://glentickle.com/post/23805886941http://glentickle.com/post/23805886941Sat, 26 May 2012 13:27:30 -0400Wife left to go “do yard work”. All alone in...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4n3skU4MH1qc2uzdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Wife left to go “do yard work”. All alone in SPLENDID COMFORT! (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">instagram</a>)</p>http://glentickle.com/post/23805032352http://glentickle.com/post/23805032352Sat, 26 May 2012 13:12:19 -0400Two person hammock! (second person is my lovely wife) (Taken...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4n3mfbtW31qc2uzdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Two person hammock! (second person is my lovely wife) (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">instagram</a>)</p>http://glentickle.com/post/23804821825http://glentickle.com/post/23804821825Sat, 26 May 2012 13:08:39 -0400View from the new hammock! (Taken with instagram)<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4n3k6rKeC1qc2uzdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>View from the new hammock! (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">instagram</a>)</p>http://glentickle.com/post/23804746234http://glentickle.com/post/23804746234Sat, 26 May 2012 13:07:18 -0400What is your date of Birth<p>It is the day I sprung forth from mother’s uterus.</p>http://glentickle.com/post/23570675308http://glentickle.com/post/23570675308Tue, 22 May 2012 18:59:28 -0400I want to be a guest on your show why don't you return my emails. It's not like yur busy or anything. Maybe it's mindclutter. Take a deep breath (only if your not in LA) Okay let it out. Reach for the mouse and keyboard. Allow your fingers to feel the keys. Stroke the mouse gently...HEY PERV! Now slowly type I do want 'THE DILLER' on my show. You are so witty. I can only see my ratings going up up up. Why haven't I had you on before. That was easy right. NOW push send. Great!<p>I’ve not returned any of your emails because I’ve not received any. Send them to himself@glentickle.com.</p> <p>What’s a Diller?</p>http://glentickle.com/post/23570610253http://glentickle.com/post/23570610253Tue, 22 May 2012 18:58:32 -0400Does a persons shoe size really reflect the size of their penis and if so what size shoe does Pat Janssen wear?<p>I don’t think penis size and foot size being related makes much sense from an evolution stand point. You don’t use them together where one being a larger or smaller size has any impact on the other.</p> <p>From a Creationist stand point, I’d have to consult a Creationist, which I don’t want to do.</p> <p>So no. Show size and penis size are not related.</p> <p>I believe Mr. Janssen wears a size 15? I’m not 100% sure, but his shoes are bigger than mine, and mine are 12’s.</p>http://glentickle.com/post/23570547095http://glentickle.com/post/23570547095Tue, 22 May 2012 18:57:39 -0400Now it’s a dog jumping up on a guy. (Taken with instagram)<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4g4rhxrY81qc2uzdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Now it’s a dog jumping up on a guy. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">instagram</a>)</p>http://glentickle.com/post/23570014328http://glentickle.com/post/23570014328Tue, 22 May 2012 18:50:05 -0400UPDATE: Now it’s a squid fighting a whale. (Taken with...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4g4oezUuR1qc2uzdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>UPDATE: Now it’s a squid fighting a whale. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">instagram</a>)</p>http://glentickle.com/post/23569886722http://glentickle.com/post/23569886722Tue, 22 May 2012 18:48:14 -0400This cloud looks like a fetus ultrasound, right? (Taken with...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4g4k2JKjX1qc2uzdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This cloud looks like a fetus ultrasound, right? (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">instagram</a>)</p>http://glentickle.com/post/23569706137http://glentickle.com/post/23569706137Tue, 22 May 2012 18:45:38 -0400UPDATE: Buffalo Seitan Pizza is great.<p>That is all.</p>http://glentickle.com/post/23508857336http://glentickle.com/post/23508857336Mon, 21 May 2012 19:41:34 -0400National Vegetarian Week + Day Off = Buffalo Seitan Pizza (Taken...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4e66cbjQO1qc2uzdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>National Vegetarian Week + Day Off = Buffalo Seitan Pizza (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">instagram</a>)</p>http://glentickle.com/post/23498968568http://glentickle.com/post/23498968568Mon, 21 May 2012 17:25:23 -0400Elvis is admiring my freshly cut lawn… By pissing on it....<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4cax4TloX1qc2uzdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Elvis is admiring my freshly cut lawn… By pissing on it. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">instagram</a>)</p>http://glentickle.com/post/23437863482http://glentickle.com/post/23437863482Sun, 20 May 2012 17:12:39 -0400Elvis only buys the freshest produce. (Taken with instagram)<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m49x3mYpY81qc2uzdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Elvis only buys the freshest produce. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">instagram</a>)</p>http://glentickle.com/post/23349223767http://glentickle.com/post/23349223767Sat, 19 May 2012 10:18:58 -0400Jason Brown resting up for the show tonight after a long day of...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m48oosc3W11qc2uzdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Jason Brown resting up for the show tonight after a long day of golfing with my family. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">instagram</a>)</p>http://glentickle.com/post/23311897358http://glentickle.com/post/23311897358Fri, 18 May 2012 18:19:40 -0400Beeaaaaaaaaaaautiful. jedhenry: Here’s #3 in my Ukiyo Nintendo...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m45l6jyzEa1rtd4n3o1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Beeaaaaaaaaaaautiful.</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jedhenry.tumblr.com/post/23217032893/heres-3-in-my-ukiyo-nintendo-series-please">jedhenry</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Here’s #3 in my Ukiyo Nintendo series!  </p> <p>Please <strong><a href="http://jedhenry.tumblr.com/">follow</a></strong> – I’ll be posting these regularly!</p> <p>Next week:  Mario Kart!</p> </blockquote>http://glentickle.com/post/23309816964http://glentickle.com/post/23309816964Fri, 18 May 2012 17:43:44 -0400I’m posting this as proof to my sister that I am feeding...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3x6i2Ghcn1qc2uzdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’m posting this as proof to my sister that I am feeding her children. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">instagram</a>)</p>http://glentickle.com/post/22911305993http://glentickle.com/post/22911305993Sat, 12 May 2012 13:13:14 -0400Thanks, old guy on a recumbant bike reading on an iPad for...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3s198SS7H1qc2uzdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Thanks, old guy on a recumbant bike reading on an iPad for choosing my street to ride down. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">instagram</a>)</p>http://glentickle.com/post/22740015015http://glentickle.com/post/22740015015Wed, 09 May 2012 18:31:56 -0400