May 2012
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Anonymous asked: What is your date of Birth
May 22nd
Anonymous asked: I want to be a guest on your show why don't you return my emails. It's not like yur busy or anything. Maybe it's mindclutter. Take a deep breath (only if your not in LA) Okay let it out. Reach for the mouse and keyboard. Allow your fingers to feel the keys. Stroke the mouse gently...HEY PERV! Now slowly type I do want 'THE DILLER' on my show. You are so witty. I...
May 22nd
Anonymous asked: Does a persons shoe size really reflect the size of their penis and if so what size shoe does Pat Janssen wear?
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UPDATE: Buffalo Seitan Pizza is great.
That is all.
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April 2012
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March 2012
4 posts
Calories are Gold, part II
Remember last week when I said I was starting to track the calories I eat every day to try to lose weight? I’m down 10lbs from when I posted that. I’ve been doing a fair amount of exercise as well because of physical therapy, but I think tracking what I eat has had the bigger impact. I don’t remember if I mentioned the specific app I’ve using to do this in the first...
Mar 23rd
Calories are Gold!
Not that I’ve ever really considered myself a fat guy, but since childhood I could easily afford to lose a few pounds. Last week I started physical therapy for the crippling back pain I’ve had for the last nine years or so, and it seemed like a good time to try to lose the aforementioned pounds. My physical therapist’s office is quite literally inside the gym of which I am a...
Mar 13th
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Charity Fundraiser
I’ll be headlining a charity findraiser at Flynn’s in Phillipsburg, NJ on May 18th. I honestly don’t remember what the charity is right now because in the last few weeks I’ve agreed to do a few of them, but all the ones I said yes to are good causes, except for one. That one I’m just doing for money. But this is one of the good ones, so come out. Unless you’re...
Mar 9th
"Dad, This is a Podcast"
I’m really excited to announce that one week from today I’ll be recording the pilot episode of a podcast that I’ll be co-hosting with my dad, Bill Tickle. The working title is “Dad, This is a Podcast” and I’m really pretty pumped about it. I’ve been trying to think of new projects to work on, and I settled on this for a few reasons. First, there seems to...
Mar 1st
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January 2012
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Jan 21st
That'll do, Dentist.
I don’t want to brag, but I go to the dentist every six months to get my teeth cleaned and checked. Yes, I’m doing very well for myself. Unlike a lot of people, I am not afraid of going to the dentist. It’s a good chance for me to catch up on Highlights magazine and to hear what the old people are listening to on the local adult contemporary FM station, but Dentist, please. Stop...
Jan 9th
December 2011
3 posts
Internuts with Chris, and also with Glen Tickle →
Chris Hurdle has himself a podcast, and this week I appeared on it. Mr. Hurdle went to high school with my wife and we sort of knew each other back then, and much like fourteen years ago, I think he is very funny. Listen to the podcast. Subscribe? Buy it? I don’t know what his end goal is here, but be cool about it and do whatever Chris tells you to do. He’s pretty solid.
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November 2011
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October 2011
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Life on the Road
Didn’t realize until just now, but this a sort of first for me in my comedy career: The first weekend on the road. I’ve got two shows this weekend in Scranton, Pennsylvania. I’ve done shows in Scranton before, but just one-nighters and since it’s a reasonable drive from my house I just go home after. (Also because there’s nothing to do here.) I checked in about an...
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September 2011
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WatchWatch
The lovely Jennifer Perry over at memoirsofamisanthrope.blogspot.com asked me to pick her a winner for her blog contest to give away a copy of my movie Several Ways to Die Trying, but I let my dog Elvis pick the winner. Here’s the video.
Sep 2nd
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August 2011
18 posts
WatchWatch
Elvis vs Hurricane. Video #1
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