Dear everyone in America,
Regarding fist-bumping: Knock it off. Most of you are not 14 year-olds. Those of you that are- knock it off anyway. You look ridiculous. You’re degrading basic human behavior and embarrassing yourself and those around you.
Love,
Glen Tickle
Post Script – Howie Mandell, I understand your concern with your germ issues, and I sympathize. Buy some gloves. They won’t make you look any stupider than you do now. By the way, great work on Bobby’s World. Big fan.