I am a writer and comedian. I write things I think are funny, then usually go say those things in front of large groups of people, and I try to be polite about it.
Elvis pondering the meaning of Memorial Day from the hammock. (Taken with instagram)
Elvis, protecting Steph from all interruptions on the hammock. (Taken with instagram)
Wife left to go “do yard work”. All alone in SPLENDID COMFORT! (Taken with instagram)
Two person hammock! (second person is my lovely wife) (Taken with instagram)
Anonymous asked: What is your date of Birth
It is the day I sprung forth from mother’s uterus.
Anonymous asked: I want to be a guest on your show why don't you return my emails. It's not like yur busy or anything. Maybe it's mindclutter. Take a deep breath (only if your not in LA) Okay let it out. Reach for the mouse and keyboard. Allow your fingers to feel the keys. Stroke the mouse gently...HEY PERV! Now slowly type I do want 'THE DILLER' on my show. You are so witty. I can only see my ratings going up up up. Why haven't I had you on before. That was easy right. NOW push send. Great!
I’ve not returned any of your emails because I’ve not received any. Send them to himself@glentickle.com.
What’s a Diller?
Anonymous asked: Does a persons shoe size really reflect the size of their penis and if so what size shoe does Pat Janssen wear?
I don’t think penis size and foot size being related makes much sense from an evolution stand point. You don’t use them together where one being a larger or smaller size has any impact on the other.
From a Creationist stand point, I’d have to consult a Creationist, which I don’t want to do.
So no. Show size and penis size are not related.
I believe Mr. Janssen wears a size 15? I’m not 100% sure, but his shoes are bigger than mine, and mine are 12’s.
